Song About One Man Roof Cleaning Dangers

New Roof Cleaning "Song" -

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Hello everybody, here is a funny song I just wrote about a customer who THOUGHT he was getting a roof cleaner with a ground man.
Instead, he got a one man roof cleaner, who did not care for his plants.
It is a funny song, making a point that customers get upset when you KILL their plants.
Enjoy !

Sing along to this video 



I saw you up on my roof, working all alone  
But thats not what you told me when I called you on the phone  
You told me you would treat my plants as though they were your own  

Oh-a oh

You said you won awards like the one on Angies List  
You didn't come back to touch up the spots you missed
And now my Plants are dead, and I am really pizzed.  

Oh-a oh
You burnt My Plants up
Oh-a oh
You better Fess Up?
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard

Pictures came and broke your heart.
Oh-a-a-a oh

And now we meet in an abandoned parking lot.
I'm Packing Heat but you can not see my Glock.
You one man roof cleaner, I'm gonna clean your clock.  

Oh-a oh

You were a liar.
Oh-a oh

My plants are on Fire.

A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
In my mind and in my heart, the plants are dead, it's gone to far
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh

A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard

In my mind and in my car, the plants are dead, it's gone to far.
Pictures came and broke your heart, pay up now, if you're real smart.

You are ....a roof cleaning farce.
You are ....a roof cleaning farce.  

A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard

LMAO!!! 12 Years and I have never killed a plant! I still wonder how people kill plants and stay in business??? Hell I have not used a foot of plastic in over 10 years to cover plants and still no plant damage. I love the song and I wish I could actually hear it played and I would play it every morning just to make my day better before it starts.

Chris you're a genius. Next time I am Tampa we need to meet each other, you seem like a pretty cool dude.

Tropical Cleaning Systems wrote:

LMAO!!! 12 Years and I have never killed a plant! I still wonder how people kill plants and stay in business??? Hell I have not used a foot of plastic in over 10 years to cover plants and still no plant damage. I love the song and I wish I could actually hear it played and I would play it every morning just to make my day better before it starts.

Chris you're a genius. Next time I am Tampa we need to meet each other, you seem like a pretty cool dude.

The links to the music are broken, I will have to fix them. It really is a great song, to the music video killed the radio star by the buggles.

Haha the lyrics look great, can't seem to get the link working though :-(

jamesdean wrote:

Haha the lyrics look great, can't seem to get the link working though :-(

They keep changing the link

Tropical Cleaning Systems wrote:

LMAO!!! 12 Years and I have never killed a plant! I still wonder how people kill plants and stay in business??? Hell I have not used a foot of plastic in over 10 years to cover plants and still no plant damage. I love the song and I wish I could actually hear it played and I would play it every morning just to make my day better before it starts.

Chris you're a genius. Next time I am Tampa we need to meet each other, you seem like a pretty cool dude.

LOL, stop by next time you are in Tampa, and we can go have a bite to eat, and share cleaning stories.
I am working on my Google Local page right now http://maps.google.com/maps/place?q=roof+cleaning+tampa&hl=en&cid=678742122505603380&gl=US&source=gplus-ogsb