Florida Roof Cleaning Network

Florida Roof Cleaning Forum.
 
Log inHomePortalGalleryRegister

Share | 
 

 Song About One Man Roof Cleaning Dangers

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa
Admin
avatar

Number of posts : 393
Age : 62
Location : Tampa Florida Area
Job/hobbies :
Registration date : 2008-08-27

PostSubject: Song About One Man Roof Cleaning Dangers   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:42 pm

New Roof Cleaning "Song" -




Hello everybody, here is a funny song I just wrote about a customer who THOUGHT he was getting a roof cleaner with a ground man.
Instead, he got a one man roof cleaner, who did not care for his plants.
It is a funny song, making a point that customers get upset when you KILL their plants.
Enjoy !

Sing along to this video 



I saw you up on my roof, working all alone   affraid
But thats not what you told me when I called you on the phone   Evil or Very Mad
You told me you would treat my plants as though they were your own  No

Oh-a oh

You said you won awards like the one on Angies List   lol!
You didn't come back to touch up the spots you missed
And now my Plants are dead, and I am really pizzed.  Evil or Very Mad

Oh-a oh
You burnt My Plants up
Oh-a oh
You better Fess Up?
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard

Pictures came and broke your heart.
Oh-a-a-a oh

And now we meet in an abandoned parking lot.
I'm Packing Heat but you can not see my Glock.
You one man roof cleaner, I'm gonna clean your clock.  afro

Oh-a oh

You were a liar.
Oh-a oh

My plants are on Fire.

A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
In my mind and in my heart, the plants are dead, it's gone to far
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh

A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard

In my mind and in my car, the plants are dead, it's gone to far.
Pictures came and broke your heart, pay up now, if you're real smart.

You are ....a roof cleaning farce.
You are ....a roof cleaning farce.  lol!

A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard

_________________
Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa Florida
711 Westbrook Ave
Brandon FL 33511
813 655 8777
http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
http://roofcleaninginstitute.org
http://www.roof-cleaning-tampa.com


Last edited by Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa on Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:25 am; edited 2 times in total
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
Tropical Cleaning Systems

avatar

Number of posts : 12
Age : 36
Location : Orlando Florida
Job/hobbies : Fishing/Roof and Exterior Cleaning
Registration date : 2010-07-28

PostSubject: Re: Song About One Man Roof Cleaning Dangers   Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:52 pm

LMAO!!! 12 Years and I have never killed a plant! I still wonder how people kill plants and stay in business??? Hell I have not used a foot of plastic in over 10 years to cover plants and still no plant damage. I love the song and I wish I could actually hear it played and I would play it every morning just to make my day better before it starts.

Chris you're a genius. Next time I am Tampa we need to meet each other, you seem like a pretty cool dude.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.tropicalroofandexterior.com
Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa
Admin
avatar

Number of posts : 393
Age : 62
Location : Tampa Florida Area
Job/hobbies :
Registration date : 2008-08-27

PostSubject: Re: Song About One Man Roof Cleaning Dangers   Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:41 am

Tropical Cleaning Systems wrote:
LMAO!!! 12 Years and I have never killed a plant! I still wonder how people kill plants and stay in business??? Hell I have not used a foot of plastic in over 10 years to cover plants and still no plant damage. I love the song and I wish I could actually hear it played and I would play it every morning just to make my day better before it starts.

Chris you're a genius. Next time I am Tampa we need to meet each other, you seem like a pretty cool dude.
The links to the music are broken, I will have to fix them. It really is a great song, to the music video killed the radio star by the buggles.

_________________
Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa Florida
711 Westbrook Ave
Brandon FL 33511
813 655 8777
http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
http://roofcleaninginstitute.org
http://www.roof-cleaning-tampa.com
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
jamesdean



Number of posts : 3
Registration date : 2011-11-01

PostSubject: Re: Song About One Man Roof Cleaning Dangers   Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:28 pm

Haha the lyrics look great, can't seem to get the link working though :-(
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa
Admin
avatar

Number of posts : 393
Age : 62
Location : Tampa Florida Area
Job/hobbies :
Registration date : 2008-08-27

PostSubject: Re: Song About One Man Roof Cleaning Dangers   Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:19 pm

jamesdean wrote:
Haha the lyrics look great, can't seem to get the link working though :-(
They keep changing the link

_________________
Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa Florida
711 Westbrook Ave
Brandon FL 33511
813 655 8777
http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
http://roofcleaninginstitute.org
http://www.roof-cleaning-tampa.com
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa
Admin
avatar

Number of posts : 393
Age : 62
Location : Tampa Florida Area
Job/hobbies :
Registration date : 2008-08-27

PostSubject: Re: Song About One Man Roof Cleaning Dangers   Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:58 pm

Tropical Cleaning Systems wrote:
LMAO!!! 12 Years and I have never killed a plant! I still wonder how people kill plants and stay in business??? Hell I have not used a foot of plastic in over 10 years to cover plants and still no plant damage. I love the song and I wish I could actually hear it played and I would play it every morning just to make my day better before it starts.

Chris you're a genius. Next time I am Tampa we need to meet each other, you seem like a pretty cool dude.
LOL, stop by next time you are in Tampa, and we can go have a bite to eat, and share cleaning stories.
I am working on my Google Local page right now http://maps.google.com/maps/place?q=roof+cleaning+tampa&hl=en&cid=678742122505603380&gl=US&source=gplus-ogsb

_________________
Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa Florida
711 Westbrook Ave
Brandon FL 33511
813 655 8777
http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
http://roofcleaninginstitute.org
http://www.roof-cleaning-tampa.com
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Song About One Man Roof Cleaning Dangers   

Back to top Go down
 
Song About One Man Roof Cleaning Dangers
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Review the song above, then post another
» I do not know WHY-I do not know WHY (Song of the Day)
» Song from me
» NTB (Nation Trust Bank)
» Enjoy Songs while Investing !

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Florida Roof Cleaning Network :: Roof Cleaning And Non Pressure Roof Cleaning-
Jump to: